Some people have been floating the possibility of President Trump choosing Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as his vice-presidential running mate next year. Who comes up with this garbage? RFK Jr. has some street cred when it comes to attacking Tony Fauci, the CDC, the FDA and Big Pharma over their death vaccines, but make no mistake. This guy is not a friend to the MAGA movement, and he never will be.

The only reason why RFK Jr. seems to have some popularity right now is because of baby boomer nostalgia for the 1960s. His dad and his uncle got killed way back when—probably by the CIA. The fact that RFK Jr. is a Kennedy should be the biggest reason why everyone in MAGA country should reject him outright. Trump would be better off picking Mike Pence to run with him rather than a Kennedy.

If you look into RFK Jr.’s history at all, you’ll quickly learn that he is the Hunter Biden of the Kennedy clan—and that’s saying something! He is every bit as much of a sex addict as his uncle and father were. Both of RFK Jr.’s first two marriages ended because of his philandering. Then, both of his ex-wives supposedly “committed suicide.”

There sure are a lot of women who die in the Kennedy family’s orbit, aren’t there? It’s almost as bad as the Clinton Death List with that bunch. Marilyn Monroe, Mary Jo Kopechne, RFK Jr.’s ex-wives. It’s all pretty weird.

Then there’s the fact that RFK Jr. has been a massive addict for his entire life. He’s an alcoholic, and he’s been addicted to cocaine, pills and heroin since his teenage years. He’s been in and out of rehab for heroin addiction twice. Is that really a guy that anyone wants in the White House and under stress? Just because he’s not doing heroin now doesn’t mean he won’t fall off the wagon when under a high-pressure situation. That happens all the time.

He’s been trying to rebrand himself for years after his voice was reportedly destroyed by his heroin addiction. He now claims that a vaccine injured his vocal cords. Right…

To paraphrase comedian Owen Benjamin, RFK Jr. sounds like two heroin-addicted frogs are having sex in his throat. Can you imagine ever trying to sit through an hour-long RFK Jr. speech?

Like most Democrats, RFK also vehemently hates the Second Amendment. Sure, he spoke out recently and said the Second Amendment is now “settled,” but what Democrat doesn’t say that when running for office? This guy has a ton of negatives.

Why would Trump bother nominating a Democrat elitist like RFK Jr. to run with him when he has so many other great choices out there? He needs a MAGA loyalist and a fighter at his side for his second term. There are plenty of great choices out there right now, and he doesn’t need some gimmick to try to prop up his wildly popular campaign.

Kari Lake would be an obvious choice for Trump to pick as his running mate, despite her lack of on-the-job training for politics. I never thought I’d say this a few years ago, but what about Sen. JD Vance (R-OH)? He’s been a surprisingly good Senator for Ohio, and he totally changed his tune on the anti-Trump stuff once he saw how amazing Trump’s economic policies worked.

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem are also good possibilities. Neither one is perfect, but both have a certain amount of street cred that conservative voters can appreciate.

The other thing to keep in mind is that all of this VP stuff is still a year away from now. The running mate is usually not announced until the candidate has secured the nomination. We don’t have any reason to think that will be different in 2024—although if Trump secures the nomination by March, maybe he’ll surprise us all with an announcement.

In the meantime, this infatuation with heroin addict RFK Jr. is hopefully not going anywhere. It’s great that he’s in the race on the Democrat side, and it’s hilarious that Team Biden doesn’t think Old Joe could win a debate against him. But any chance of Trump picking RFK Jr. to be his running mate is just foolish wishful thinking.