The war between First Lady “Dr.” Jill Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris is heating up. Just a couple of weeks ago, the good doctor was openly walking around the White House and asking everyone in earshot if there’s a constitutional way to remove a sitting vice president.

If you were to try to come up with 50 separate words to describe either Kamala Harris or Jill Biden, “subtle” would not be on either one of those lists. The glorious catfight between these two has been going on ever since the Democrat primary debates back in 2019, and it doesn’t appear to be letting up.

And based on the way the rumor mill is hopping in DC right now, Jill Biden may have figured out a way to finally force Kamala Harris out of office.

Do you remember back during the primary debates when Kamala Harris accused Joe Biden of being racist against little black girls? Harris attacked Biden for opposing forced busing of racial minority kids in the 1970s. It was a weird thing to attack Biden for, since forced busing was almost universally hated by everyone involved. It was a dumb policy that ended up on the ash heap of history. Not to mention the fact that Kamala Harris had actually grown up in Canada and had never had anything to do with the Civil Rights battles here in the US. (She was too young and, well, didn’t live here.)

After that debate, Doctor Return-to-Civility Jill Biden told Kamala Harris to “Go f— yourself,” for suggesting that Joe Biden was a racist. So they’re like best friends for life.

Not really. These two over-the-hill, power-mad harridans hate each other with a seething, Game of Thrones sort of passion. And it’s never been any secret. Both feel threatened by the other, because neither one of them is actually in the big chair in the White House where they want to be.

Which brings us to today’s palace intrigue. A well-placed insider in the White House slipped a note to Fox News congressional reporter Chad Pergram this week. Pergram went on with Jesse Watters to talk about the contents of that note, and said:

“I got a message recently from someone who knows Capitol Hill very well and they suggested I should familiarize myself with the process to confirm a vacancy for the vice president in the Senate and in the House. To be clear — to be clear — this is not something to say that something is afoot here, but I always do my homework especially about process, Vice President Nelson Rockefeller who served under President Ford, was the last vice president confirmed by Congress. The Senate and House must confirm a vice president.”

If they’re already talking about confirmation hearings in the House for a vice presidential replacement, it sounds like it’s a done deal. Kamala Harris has one foot out the door, and we’re about to be subjected to a new second-in-command. The question is: How did they get Kamala Harris to step down, if that is indeed what’s happening?

Here are just a few possibilities.

One of the plans that was floated by “Dr” Jill when she was asking how to oust Harris was the possibility of a Supreme Court vacancy. If a Justice is about to retire, the plan would be for Biden to nominate Kamala Harris to the court in order to buy her off. That would get her out of the White House where everyone hates her, but unfortunately might saddle us with Kamala Harris on the Supreme Court for the rest of her life. (Your time to shine once again, Mitch McConnell!)

It’s tough to see Harris actually taking that job, however. She’s just too lazy. Can you imagine her trying to type up a 185-page rebuttal to a legal argument? Never happen.

Another options, speaking of Harris’s laziness, is that she’s told the Biden camp she’s had it and she’s quitting. She hasn’t taken on a single one of the crud jobs that Team Biden has tried to throw in her lap. Maybe she’s just throwing in the towel after discovering that there’s a lot more “work” involved in the job than she wants to do.

The last possibility is that they’re going to send Joe Biden to the glue factory. In which case, the confirmation hearings would be for whatever hapless loser Kamala Harris would appoint to the vice presidency. What do you think will happen? Supreme Court vacancy, Kamala is quitting, Joe is being put out to pasture, or something else?