If you thought the accusations against Donald Trump and his supporters from the Liz Cheney January 6 Committee could not stoop any lower, you have once again underestimated the Democrat Party’s lack of shame.

If you thought the obviously fabricated tale of Trump choking a Secret Service agent so he could commandeer the presidential limo was absurd, wait until you read this. An “anonymous source” at the DHS has finally come forward with his own tale of personal heroism, in which he uncovered a deadly plot by Trump supporters to slaughter Congress on January 6th and presumably install Donald Trump as our dictator for life.

And before you ask: No, you’re not allowed to know the name of this “anonymous source” at the DHS, and you’re not allowed to see any of the plans and blueprints that he uncovered about the attack.

Naturally, Yahoo! News is the first to reveal this big scoop. Those with a long memory might recall that it was Yahoo! News that first published the whole Russia collusion BS that led to James Comey being fired, and Robert Mueller being appointed as a special anti-Trump witch hunter. So, either Yahoo! News has the dumbest reporters on the planet who keep falling for the Deep State’s fake planted information, or Yahoo! News is already crawling with feds. I’m persuadable either way.

According to Yahoo! News, their anonymous source at DHS says he was looking for information online about local fishing holes in Washington, DC on December 20, 2020. The 21-year-old analyst was checking Reddit to find some of the best fishing spots.

What? What is everyone laughing about? This is a real story! It was in Yahoo! News!

Anyway, the intrepid fisherman/spy was on a Reddit fishing page when he discovered blueprints of a plan to storm the US Capitol on January 6th, and then execute Congress and a bunch of cops in order to overthrow the government.

I don’t know about you, but whenever I am planning the violent overthrow of the government, I, too, post blueprints and details of my plan on Reddit. So, you know this was a legit threat that this analyst had luckily stumbled upon.

This analyst told the Liz Cheney Committee behind closed doors that he found “close to 500 pages” of documents on Reddit that outlined the plan. Part of the plan involved smuggling “illegal weapons” into the US Capitol before January 6th and concealing them from law enforcement.

Now we know why no one was carrying firearms on January 6th: The feds knew about the concealed weapons and snatched them before the protest started.

Imagine their embarrassment when the Oath Keepers discovered their rifles weren’t there! Coup attempt foiled! (Since some Democrat will read this and not be able to keep up, this paragraph is actually sarcasm.)

I can’t help but envision the QAnon shaman on shrooms as he directs this plot:

“Pssst! Hide the AR-15s behind the red curtain in the Statuary Hall! No, I said the RED curtain! RED curtain!”

The analyst also told the Liz Cheney Committee that he had seen many posts from Oath Keepers, the Proud Boys and other groups (which are all actually feds) stating that they had filled out their last will and testament. Many said goodbye to their wives and kids, telling them they were going to DC and were willing to die for the cause.

In an Inspector General report on this analyst’s heroic discovery, it says that DHS interpreted the following Tweet from Donald Trump as a “call to arms” to QAnon and militia groups. Here’s the Tweet from Trump:

“Statistically impossible to have lost the 2020 Election. Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!”

As you can totally see if you are a Trump supporter, there is a hidden secret code right there in Trump’s Tweet that was calling us to take up arms. Also, does anyone find it weird that Yahoo! News was able to get its hands on this DHS Inspector General report totally unredacted? It’s kind of curious how that never happens unless it’s a document that appears harmful to President Trump.

Here’s a serious question: Why is the Liz Cheney Committee releasing this fabricated story now? Is that all they had? A fishing hole plot uncovered on Redditt? The Committee is about to be absolved when Republicans can take over Congress, so maybe they’re trying to find some way to stay relevant, right up until the bitter end.

Sad! The Liz Cheney Committee never seemed to notice that no one ever cared about or believed all their fake reports about January 6th.