In one of the best pieces of news since Donald Trump swept all the swing states on Election Night, the Border Patrol is suddenly stepping up its operations in my part of Southern California. Hallelujah! As soon as incoming Border Czar Tom Homan gets that anonymous tip line set up, I’m going to be calling that number frequently.
Illegal aliens are suddenly beginning to self-deport now that America is about to become a real country with real borders once again.
For the first time in four years, Border Patrol agents have been spotted out in public in Southern California. They’ve begun arresting illegal aliens in Fresno County, Tulare County, and Bakersfield. Reporters covering the story are practically in tears.
“This is California! This isn’t supposed to be happening here! Waaaaaah!”
These self-entitled illegal aliens are so brazen that they actually talk to reporters about how unfair it all seems to them. They thought the free ride would last forever and now they’re stunned that the bill is coming due.
An illegal alien in Tulare County named Xochitl Nunez says she’s terribly upset about how her friends and relatives are now living in fear. Awwww.
“I have a son in the military,” says Xochitl. “I have a son who’s an electrician. I have a daughter in college. I am a farm worker and I’m proud. I hurt my hand working in the field. But even like this, we still go to work. It’s not right that we’re living in this fear.”
Oh, please, lady.
You rolled the dice. You committed multiple crimes with your whole family of adult criminals. You don’t get to whine about the consequences of that now.
Illegal aliens come to this country motivated by greed. That’s it. They want money. They’re willing to undercut American workers doing the same jobs, but they’re still doing it for money at the end of the day.
They violate the laws by illegally crossing our southern border (and increasingly under Joe Biden, our northern border) and they do it for money, whether it’s in the form of jobs stolen from Americans or lavish welfare benefits stolen from Americans.
These people commit crimes for money and now they’re worried that the cops are going to show up. Bank robbers probably get nervous every time there’s a knock at the door, too.
Local sanctuary city leaders in Fresno and Kern counties held a press conference last weekend to warn all the illegal aliens that the Border Patrol is suddenly arresting people again. They complain that the Border Patrol enforcement and arrests seem to be random. They’re just stopping illegal aliens and checking their immigration status. If they have no green card, they get arrested.
The horror! They’re not supposed to enforce the law!
The local ACLU in those counties says they believe at least 192 illegal aliens have been arrested in random stops in the last week. As a result, illegal aliens have been staying home and not showing up at work. I guess they’re not so great for the economy after all, huh?
Illegal aliens are also keeping their kids out of school right now. In completely unrelated news, literacy rates are suddenly skyrocketing in California!
In deep-blue Denver, CO, leftwing illegal alien advocacy groups say they’re being flooded with phone calls from people right now who need help self-deporting.
Oh, don’t worry, guys! Our friend Tom Homan is going to give you all the assistance you need, starting next week!
The Border Patrol notes that the amount of illegal aliens trying to flood into the country has been cut by 50% since the election. The numbers have plummeted in high-crossing areas like El Paso and San Diego. The New York Post reports that the Border Patrol agents feel like they’re starting to get their “mojo back.” It couldn’t happen at a better time.
Two rival drug cartels got into a gunfight at an apartment complex filled with families in my city a few weeks ago. Six people were killed. No arrests.
Every Friday after the illegals get paid in cash on a local construction site, they head up into the hills south of town where the drug cartels have constructed a village of tiny homes. When the illegal alien construction workers get to the village, the cartel thugs are waiting with vanloads of 10-year-olds in halter tops. The cops know about the village but can’t do anything about it. They know their careers would be over under California’s sanctuary rules if they bother an illegal alien in the commission of child prostitution.
These horrors didn’t exist in border states before Joe Biden came along. They’re about to stop. As I said, Tom Homan’s tip line to report illegal aliens is going to be very busy.
